Today I have a Job Interview at the Blockbuster down my street. I have bathed so I therefore, do NOT look scruffy ... I assume ...

I am nervous though ... I think ... I keep telling people that I'm nervous but I don't really feel it anymore. Like how a man who knows his wife has divorece papers in her purse will still intone a hollow "good morning honey" and "I love you" as he sees her like a semi-defective motion sensative wall ornament

Anyway: I am feeling less than confident though I am not feeling like a Hutt slug in an ice skating contest. I feel like a Hutt slug in a costume contest who dressed as The Catarpillar from Alice in Wonderland knowing that every other Hutt Slug would be in the same attire.

So, I will try my best: Brown-nose, smooth-talk, make statements which imply that I am already employed ... filatio may also help me but I won't bring it up or think about it until the interviewer has their pants around their ankles ...

Anyway: Please wish me luck ... unless you read this after 2pm eastern time as you will likely be too late.

Please forgive me for not posting this sooner. I posted it here [shoggoth852.deviantart.com] because I am there FAR MORE OFTEN than I am here. At least now you KNOW what I'm up to >.>

side-note: If you followed the above link, please keep shocked comments to yourselves as I know that you have all suspected anyway.

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Mittens